GOD WARRIOR

Up for auction on eBay is a custom-made bobblehead doll of Marguerite Perrin, the GOD WARRIOR Crazy mom from the latest episode of Fox's Trading Spouses.

This talking doll spouts the following lines:

~ I don't want someone with tainted... anything in beliefs, doing anything with my family!
~ Darksided!
~ Their entire house is darksided too!
~ Everything's un-Godly!
~ Gargoyles!... Psychics!
~ Get the hell out of my house- in Jesus' name I pray!
~ GET OUT!
~ I give it up to God I'm a GOD WARRIOR!
~ She's not a CHRISTIAN!
~ She was tampering in darksided stuff!
~ This is tainted- I don't want it. Whatever it is, it's tainted!
~ I want nothing. I want my God and I want my family!
~ I want NO Money!

I wonder what Britney's deformed nipples think about this...