PICK UP HOT CHICKS

Next time you're out at the bar trying to pick up some drunk secretary, give this line a whirl -

You: Okay I have to be honest with you. I think you have a nice smile, but I find your hair funny.
Her: What do you mean?
You: Well, it kind of looks like a mullet!
Her: You’re kidding right?
You: Yes, I am.

Damn! Wouldn't that be smooth!? She would think you were so clever and charming. Women love witty men. Especially drunk women.

I always score with this line -

Me: I'm a super-cool comic book writing heavy metal Brazilian Jiu Jitsu master.
Her: Wow! I have every video game system and no teeth!
Me: Your neck muscles look strong.
Her: I don't have a gag reflex!
Me: Did you know there was a House Party 4 and Kid N' Play weren't even in it?
Her: Lets go back to my place. I live on a rocket ship. You'll need to be deloused.

You're welcome.