RATROACHEON

Some of you may have heard of Turducken and possibly had one of these delicious miracles of modern science for Thanksgiving. In the same spirit, I have created Ratroacheon (a Rat shoved up a Roach inside a Pigeon) to celebrate the launch of the Xbox 360. To exemplify the utter disappointment, anger, violence and greed created by the manufacturer, retailers and general public, I propose the Ratroachen is recognized as the official meal of the now infamous holiday. Just like other holidays, many people who observe were absent from work or school on the occasion, got sick to their stomachs, were forced to gather with unpleasant people they rarely see, and swear they will never put themselves through a similar ordeal again, until the next one comes around.
Halloween has candy, Thanksgiving has turkey, Hanukkah has gahagaflagh and the Xbox 360 console launch now has Ratroacheon.