This is how the end begins. I know this because I am all that remains of what once was. I am the record of what transpired. If this is being received by another entity, then perhaps there was a point to the inevitable cycle of birth and destruction. This documentation of events is all that has been salvaged from life. This is how the end begins...This is how the end begins...This is how the end begins...This is how the end begins...

Sunday, January 01, 2006

2006 IS FOR JERKS

Dear jerks,

Did you make any jerk-ass resolutions? Are ya gonna stop eating so much god damn fatty fat fuck food? Are you gonna get a better shitty job? Maybe stop smacking your loved ones in their ugly stupid heads? Well, welcome to another year of failure ya waste of sperm moron jerk! Welcome to another year of injustice, catastrophe and reality TV! I can't wait to see how much 2006 will make my anus bleed.

Love,
"The jerk who runs this website"

PS - I got Xbox 666. It's like the 360, only it spurts the blood of virgins through the ring of darkness. Also, it only plays a buggy version of Barbie Horse Adventure at 3 frames per second.

posted by Final Planet at 10:32 PM

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