A FUN RECAP OF FIRE AND ORFICE PENETRATION

That's me, lookin like a cool dude. That's not a real thick masculine mustache. It's actually part of the breathing apparatus. A sexy manly breathing apparatus.

These are my awesome insides. Don't you feel like we have an intimate relationship now? It's only fair that I should get to see your insides as well.

This is an apartment fire. Candles are dangerous. Falling asleep with a candle lit is just stupid and not very fair to your neighbors.