NASSAU COUNTY POLICE OFFICER S. RYAN BADGE # 2830 STATION 421

This has been one of those weeks.

Our building caught fire on Friday, after dashing through smoke and flames and arriving outside in our pajamas, some lady backed into my car twice in a panic to get out of the way of the fire trucks, my wife's car was the victim of a hit and run while she was out at work on Monday, I went for an endoscopy this morning and on the way back this complete white trash douche-bag pig of all pig cops pulled us over for thinking we were speeding. Not an actual speeding ticket with a specific speed clocked on a radar, a suspicion of speeding. The waste of life was outside of his car as we passed, got in and pulled us over at the next light. Honestly, we were not speeding. Some old lady smoking a cigarette was swerving into our lane, my wife honked and pulled around her. When we tried to explain this, the genius got annoyed that we didn't just suck his dick like he wanted us to and tacked on another ticket for obstructed view because of our air freshener.
He was definitely one of those guys who felt like a big man picking on the general public because he has no control over his personal life and the repressed feelings of homosexuality his feeble pig brain is unable to deal with.
NASSAU COUNTY POLICE OFFICER S. RYAN BADGE # 2830 STATION 421. You are a fucking joke. You have now been documented and become searchable by anyone with a computer and access to google. You might as well take your leap out of the closet so you can direct some of that aggression somewhere more productive. Like sucking on the tailpipe of your car like the cock you wish it was.
Fuck you.