SURVIVOR: STEREOTYPE PENINSULA

The new season of Survivor already has me caught up testing every racial stereotype in the book as events unfold. You just can't help guessing the outcome of each situation based on generalizations and weather or not they pan out.

Will the Asians finish the puzzle first? Yup.

Will the Black tribe choose someone from the White tribe when given the chance to boot a member from one of the other races teams to Exile Island? Yup.

Are the Latin women hot? I don't remember, but probably.

Will I be politically correct and include something stereotypical of whites to keep this even? No.

You can also cheer for your race and feel validated in victory and ashamed in defeat. This show will obviously provide us with an accurate barometer for measuring our races standing in relation to each other. Whoever wins gets to rule for the next thousand years.

I appreciate a show like this making it to prime-time. It makes me feel like political correctness run amok hasn't fully sterilized my entertainment experiences. When we can all be less uptight, we drift further from even having a reason to fight. I watch this stuff in the name of peace and brotherly love. Sisterly too.

Go whiteys!