YOU DAUGHTER WHO IS GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL IN NIGERIA

Yeah. I'll just wait to buy one of the new consoles...

Click the link for a PS3 eBay listing from a seller who acquired his console by giving the guys at the front of the line coffee's laced with laxatives.

Here's a snippet -

"about 30 minutes later, #2 and 3 in line get up and it seemed like they were yelling to the other nerds. they both ran into walmart. seconds later (i guess all nerds have the same biology) #5 gets up and runs across the parking lot and into the trees and bushes somewhere. #1 is scrounging for this portapotty type thing he'd brought with him but he is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags. "