PUMKIN SPITS ON NEW YORK

POLICE LOGO CONTAINS IMAGE OF PIG

What is better than the episode of Flavor of Love where Pumkin spits on New York? The hidden piggy in the Cleveland Police logo. It's not really even that hidden.

Phony-Baloney is turning out to be a prophecy...

Thanks to Anal Troll for finding it.

IGN NYCC '06: SHOW FLOOR PHOTO TOUR

See that booth with the blue background? The one with the pink piggies and the comic book box with skulls. Maybe you should click it and then you'll be able to see it a little bigger. Now, squint a little. Yeah, it's a little blurry, but that is definitely us!

Check back latter, we'll be releasing Phony-Baloney for sale through the Terminal Press website for the first time. You'll be able to order yourself a shiny new copy and then download a new desktop graphic of the Phony-Baloney piggies visiting The Last Supper.

Also, we will post photos from the NYCC. We totally forgot our own camera, so there won't be a video this time, but luckily the guys from Planet6 snapped a bunch of photos.

SPIDER-MAN ROBS COMIC SHOP

A robber wearing a Spider-Man mask was caught on surveillance video stealing a set of rare comics from a store in Culver City, Calif. Among the issues stolen were Fantastic Four #1, X-Men #1, and Amazing Fantasy #15.

Why didn't the cunt steal any Indie Comics?!?! Fuck you Spider-Man.

Actually, I can be Spidey's alibi. I definitely saw him this weekend.

I saw a clip of the NY Comic Con on FOX 5. It was something about the police having to be brought in to handle crowd control. Kinda crazy. More on that later.

GINO THE GINNY

GUNS N' ROSES LEAKED "I.R.S." MP3

This is from one of two albums I am looking forward to in the next few months. The mp3 file linked in the headline is a very good quality leaked song off of the upcoming "Chinese Democracy" LP. I'm not sure how long the link will be active, so grab it while you can.
I'm not sure what I think about this track either.
I would love for this to end up being a kick-ass GN'R album, but the chances of that seem so slim when expectations are so high and the creative process surrounding this album is so crazy. I mean, Axl is great, but it just can't be GN'R without at least Slash. I'm pulling for it to be good stuff, but it may end up being an interesting car crash.
That other album I'm looking forward to is of course TOOL! WOOO! Looking like April or May! WOOO!

UPDATE: Here are 2 more leaked tracks -

TWAT a.k.a. There Was A Time

Better (80-Second Demo)

It ain't GN'R, too experimental, too many programmed drums and whatnot. That doesn't mean it's bad though, it's just not a straight up, kick you in the nuts, bang strippers, drink a bottle of Jack and punch a guy in the face Rock N' Roll sound like what GN'R was. Axl always liked NWA and shit like that, so the programmed beats seem like a progression of his musical tastes integrated into his sound, same with the backing orchestrations and that is cool for the Axl Rose album. It's got some good GN'R elements to it too and it should, its Axl Roses' album. So... maybe this is exactly what I was expecting. Actually, I'm liking it more than Velvet Revolver so far. "There Was A Time" is playing while I type this and I like it more and more as the track progresses. What do you think?

SCOTT STAPP AND KID ROCK'S SEX TAPE

Adam Graham of The Detroit News has issued the following report:

With the prevalence of video cameras in society and Kid Rock's reputation as a hard-partying lover of the ladies, it was only a matter of time before the "Son of Detroit" singer had a sex tape leaked. And now the inevitable has happened.

Red Light District, the porn peddlers who released the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape in 2004, have obtained a 45-minute video of Kid Rock and ex-CREED singer Scott Stapp engaging in a series of randy tour bus shenanigans with four buxom groupies. Red Light District president David Joseph said Thursday he obtained the tape, supposedly filmed in Miami in 2000, from an anonymous third party a few weeks ago. "It's one of the best celebrity sex tapes I've ever seen," says Joseph. He says the tape "shows you what's going on" in the backstage lives of rock stars.

In a brief, non-explicit clip released on the internet, Rock is seen exchanging polite banter with the ladies ("I'm Bob, nice to meet you," he offers) while Stapp plays the self-obsessed rocker role ("It's good to be the king!" he brags). Joseph says the full tape shows two women engaged in a sexual tryst with Rock. He says he wants to release it on DVD later this year — at a price point of $70-$80 — but first needs to handle some legal issues dealing with rights to the material from the tape's cinematographers, if you will. Joseph hasn't talked to Rock or his representatives. "We've tried, we've called some numbers and we don't know if they were correct or not, but we didn't hear back," he says. "I'm sure we'll be hearing from them soon."

Representatives for Kid Rock were not available for comment.

HEIDI KLUM PAINTED BIKINI VIDEO

How do they decide when to make the exception? No nipples all year round and then once a year, check out some sorta hidden, but still obviously there nipples. GQ shows nipples, Maxim doesn't. No nipples in Esquire usually, but then once in a while, they slip one in. No nipples on TV, unless it's droopy tribal nipples. Plenty of guy nipples everywhere. You would think all the conservative homophobes that rally against female nipples, but allow the male nipple, would have a totally different stance on that issue, or at least show contempt for all nipples equally.
Do you think this post will have a high search engine page rank because I wrote "nipples" so many times?

SAVIORBOX 360?

Is this wrong? Isn't "Thou shall not infringe on Trademarks" one of the commandment thingys? Do these Starbucks drinking Krispy Kreme eating religious photoshoppers play GTA? Can I join? I need guidance.
I'm thinking about letting them handle our next marketing campaign.

THE LOBO PARAMILITARY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

CHATFU

Not everyone can be an awesome comic creator with amazing talent and very important things to say. Thanks to ChatFu, you can turn your unimportant, talentless bullshit into ugly comic panels that make no sense. Finally.

GODS AND MONSTERS

Right click on today's link and "save target as" to download my most recent track. You can also just play it in the music player on the side menu. That thing is awesome.

This track is about the 10% of humans who actually contribute to society and keep the world moving and the 90% who shit it all up.

By the way, this is the best Star Wars figure ever. I bought my last piece of Star Wars merchandise sometime around Episode I, but I would definitely shell out ten bucks for this.

MAYNARD WITH ALICE IN CHAINS

I finally found it. That's Maynard in the wife-beater, Patrick Latchman (Damageplan) and Ann Wilson (Heart) singing "Rooster" with the guys from Alice in Chains. I wish the sound quality was better, but I guess this is better than nothing.

THE ARISTOCRATS