SECRET WARS RE-ENACTMENT SOCIETY

Click the link for the ridiculous Carolyn Murphy Sex Tape. The dancing is way more embarrassing than the sex.

TERMINAL PRESS AT NYU

This Friday, April 21st from 6-8PM Terminal Press and Friends will be holding a forum for the NYU Bags N' Boards club in Tisch Hall UC-52. Brian, Jess, Rolo, Narek, Ken and Jerry will be answering questions, bullshitting about comics, sporadically weeping and crushing a few dreams.
If you want to know how we make comics, how we stay sane making comics or who we think would win in a battle between Aquaman and The Dazzler, this would be your chance to find these things out. Food will be provided by Bags N' Boards and giveaways will be provided by us because we're awesome. Click today's link for more info.

Also, we plan on getting wasted afterwards, so bring the kids!

SAVED BY THE BELL ON ADULT SWIM

First they started playing live-action movies randomly within the programming schedule. I really didn't like where things looked like they were going. Now it has arrived. Cartoon Network added fucking Saved By the Bell to the Adult Swim line-up. From random live-action movies to a full live-action series. Damn it.
Cartoon Network was one of the only channels I enjoyed watching. It was relaxing and comforting to me. It was a way to escape all the other garbage on television. I watched Cartoon Network so I wouldn't have to see programming like fucking Saved by the Bell.
So, one program out of a whole programming schedule shouldn't be a big deal, right? Just remember what happened to MTV. And MTV2. I don't want "Where is the fucking Music?" to turn into "Where are the fucking Cartoons?"
If I want to watch Saved by the Fucking Bell, I would watch TBS, the other fucking Turner channel! The one that doesn't represent itself as the Cartoon Network! A Network For Cartoons!

I hope the douche-bag that was obviously looking for a way to save some money chucking on some piece of shit syndicated show that they already own the broadcast rights to ends up laid off for this terrible decision and has to work at the Women's Entertainment Network as Meredith Baxter Birney's assistant in charge of wringing out used tampons.

Yeah, I'm angry and irrational, but I have a fucking website. A means for any nut with an opinion to clutter the information superhighway with. If I'm gonna have garbage chucked at me, I'm gonna throw some back. The great equalizer!

TOOL - VICARIOUS - 30 SECOND CLIP

Are you gonna click the link or what?

You are wasting your time reading this.

UPDATE: Screw 30 Second Clips. Get the whole thing right here -
http://s48.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0OE06662XC9B31Z1ARG43QCVCW
While it lasts...
Thanks to Frap Gurl!

UPDATE #2: The link was dead within moments of posting it. Click play on the video below to hear the song. The video is fan made.

OBLIVION TOPLESS +5 POISON NIPPLES WITH 5% FIRE SHIELD

I guess one benefit of playing a game on the PC as opposed to the Xbox 360, besides getting nerdy bitchez horny, would be User Created Mods. The king of Mods being the Nude Patch.

Here is what the creator of the Elder Scrolls Oblivion Titty Mod had to say about it -

"Please note, this is a realistic nudity mod, not a pornographic one. The file included removes the bra welded to the skin of females of all races, showing things as most people know they are in the real world after removing upper body clothing. It will not show every female in the game as topless. I do this because I hate government/society/whatever forcing companies to 'protect our innocent population from seeing those evil dirty things 50% of them possess personally anyways' not because I'm trying to turn it into a porn game."

That's pretty noble of him and I agree fully. Plus, there are unclothed boobs now. We all win. All of us except for Jesus.