LEARNING TO TATTOO - HONEY DEW EDITION

VODKA + TATTOO MACHINE - TATTOOING SKILLS =

I knew it was going to turn out like this, but I couldn't resist. I plan on having a professional do a piece around it, preserving my own work, but expanding the design into something less, um... less bad.

The truth is, I can't draw a star regardless. I traced several on stencil paper and still fucked them up. I decided to just go freehand and it looked the same as my tracings anyhow. The blurry smudge at the top was a dot I tried first just to see what it would feel like before I committed to trying a line. That was a good choice as well.

I think I'm gonna try and color it next. That should be a pretty good mess to post here.

KRAMER FLIPS OUT ON AN "N" WORD TIRADE

YOU DAUGHTER WHO IS GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL IN NIGERIA

Yeah. I'll just wait to buy one of the new consoles...

Click the link for a PS3 eBay listing from a seller who acquired his console by giving the guys at the front of the line coffee's laced with laxatives.

Here's a snippet -

"about 30 minutes later, #2 and 3 in line get up and it seemed like they were yelling to the other nerds. they both ran into walmart. seconds later (i guess all nerds have the same biology) #5 gets up and runs across the parking lot and into the trees and bushes somewhere. #1 is scrounging for this portapotty type thing he'd brought with him but he is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags. "

BLASTOISE!!!!!!

HOT TUB ACCIDENT

SIMPSONS TREE HOUSE OF HORROR XVII