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TERMINAL PRESS ON GAMEPLAY HD NIKKI THE KNIFE NY COMIC CON SHOW (WHEW!)

2008-07-18T21:06:00.004-04:00

Check us out on the Nikki The Knife NY Comic Con show (airing on Gameplay HD).
http://www.gameplayhd.com/originalseries/nikkitheknife/episode9/
We're in parts 1 & 2 being funny and showing off our HARD/CORE line of books.
It's a great show (and not just because we're on it)!

Wizard Q&A with Terminal Press' Brian Ferrara

2008-07-09T22:47:00.003-04:00

Comic publisher discusses their new line of books based on iconic adult film titles. Find out the story behind their re-imaginings of Debbie Does Dallas, Deep Throat, Candy Stripers, The Devil in Miss Jones and Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here.

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Terminal Press Officially Announces HARD/CORE

2008-07-01T13:50:00.003-04:00

While it's been talked about since the debut of "Debbie Does Dallas" at the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo, Terminal Press has now officially announced their "HARD/CORE" line of artistic reinterpretations of iconic adult cinema along with the first details and images from "Deep Throat," "Candy Stripers," "The Devil in Miss Jones" and "Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here."

Terminal Press, in association with Arrow Productions, assembled five talented and diverse creative teams to tackle five of Adult Cinema's most well-known brands with the goal of updating and re-imagining them into unique, high-quality comic books, relevant to today's audiences. These non-pornographic, but still mature-reader titles take the characters and concepts from the original films and throw them into new scenarios with new twists and creative spins that will surely surprise audiences while still retaining the elements that made them classics in the first place.

"Deep Throat" is a campy spy thriller by writer Keith McCleary, artist Alex Riegel and colorist Narek Gevorgian. "Candy Stripers" is a dark fairy tale by writer Brian Ferrara, artist Garrett Eisenheim and colorist Adam Street. "The Devil in Miss Jones" is a horror title by writer Christopher E. Long, artist Ken Knudtsen and colorist Narek Gevorgian. "Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here" is a noir crime drama by writer Tony Fleecs, colorist Narek Gevorgian, with the artist still to be announced (promo art by Seth Frail).

"Working on these iconic properties with the freedom we've been given has been inspiring to everyone involved" says publisher Brian Ferrara. "Arrow metaphorically dumped out the toy box in front of us and just let us play- I think that fun and excitement comes across in each of these titles."

More in-depth information and previews from each title will be released in the coming weeks, along with news relating to television and toys as well.

"Debbie Does Dallas" is already available at terminalpress.com. "Deep Throat" and "Candy Stripers" will debut at the 2008 San Diego Comic Con on July 24th. "The Devil in Miss Jones" and "Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here" will debut this fall. A collected edition titled "HARD/CORE" containing all of the stories plus bonus material will be available in the winter. The Limited Edition printings will only be available through terminalpress.com and Terminal Press' convention appearances.

Smell Yo Dick (Official Video)

2008-06-09T00:55:00.001-04:00

Awsome Video

2008-04-06T22:05:00.001-04:00

TERMINAL PRESS ON G4TV ELECTRIC PLAYGROUND

2007-11-11T00:02:00.000-05:00

Halo 3 REAL ending SPOILERS

2007-10-11T13:29:00.000-04:00

so... did you finish Halo 3.... did you get a dumb sappy ending.. yeah mee too... well if you play it on Legendary difficulty mode...you get a longer one, with a bit more closure/ cliffhanger. if your not up to beating the game on Legendary, check out that ending here.

BRITNEY SPEARS UNCENSORED GIMME MORE VIDEO

2007-10-10T01:04:00.000-04:00

BOOB PILLOW

2007-09-27T12:11:00.000-04:00

WHO SHOULD YOU VOTE FOR?

2007-09-24T16:25:00.000-04:00

Click the link, answer the questions and find the 2008 presidential candidate that best aligns with your beliefs.

MASS EFFECT FIRST 5 MIN

2007-09-21T01:18:00.000-04:00

so good

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

2007-09-13T02:22:00.001-04:00

hahah It almost painful to watch...

FREE IPHONE SOFTWARE UNLOCK

2007-09-12T01:19:00.000-04:00

Click the title or go to gizmodo.com for the iUnlock software that enables the iPhone to work on any network. A tutorial should be available shortly.

Also, we're not responsible for anyone fucking their shit up.

PIC DUMP

2007-09-11T02:08:00.000-04:00

MY GAME PITCH

2007-08-17T02:08:00.000-04:00

KEVIN SMITH VS NERDY DOUCHE

2007-08-06T16:58:00.000-04:00

TP @ SDCC 07 VIDEO

2007-08-06T01:36:00.000-04:00

Terminal Press @ San Diego Comic Convention 2007

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TP @ EISNER AWARDS '07

2007-08-02T01:27:00.000-04:00

TERMINAL PRESS SKATE DECKS MAKE THE WORLD SMILE

2007-08-01T01:27:00.001-04:00

TP ON JETSET

2007-07-30T23:03:00.000-04:00

Here's the first of a bunch of interviews we did over the course of the comic con. I'm gonna keep posting them as I find em'. If you happen to stumble upon one- send it our way!

We're on 2:30 into the vid.

(I was severely hungover in this vid, so gimme a break!)

SEE YA' IN SAN DIEGO

2007-07-23T21:03:00.000-04:00

AGE-GENIUS CURVE

2007-07-06T02:41:00.000-04:00

For nearly a quarter of a century, criminologists have known about the "age-crime curve." In every society at all historical times, the tendency to commit crimes and other risk-taking behavior rapidly increases in early adolescence, peaks in late adolescence and early adulthood, rapidly decreases throughout the 20s and 30s, and levels off in middle age.

This curve is not limited to crime. The same age profile characterizes every quantifiable human behavior that is public (i.e., perceived by many potential mates) and costly (i.e., not affordable by all sexual competitors). The relationship between age and productivity among male jazz musicians, male painters, male writers, and male scientists—which might be called the "age-genius curve"—is essentially the same as the age-crime curve. Their productivity—the expressions of their genius—quickly peaks in early adulthood, and then equally quickly declines throughout adulthood. The age-genius curve among their female counterparts is much less pronounced; it does not peak or vary as much as a function of age.

Paul McCartney has not written a hit song in years, and now spends much of his time painting. Bill Gates is now a respectable businessman and philanthropist, and is no longer a computer whiz kid. J.D. Salinger now lives as a total recluse and has not published anything in more than three decades. Orson Welles was a mere 26 when he wrote, produced, directed, and starred in Citizen Kane.

A single theory can explain the productivity of both creative geniuses and criminals over the life course: Both crime and genius are expressions of young men's competitive desires, whose ultimate function in the ancestral environment would have been to increase reproductive success.

In the physical competition for mates, those who are competitive may act violently toward their male rivals. Men who are less inclined toward crime and violence may express their competitiveness through their creative activities.

The cost of competition, however, rises dramatically when a man has children, when his energies and resources are put to better use protecting and investing in them. The birth of the first child usually occurs several years after puberty because men need some time to accumulate sufficient resources and attain sufficient status to attract their first mate. There is therefore a gap of several years between the rapid rise in the benefits of competition and similarly rapid rise in its costs. Productivity rapidly declines in late adulthood as the costs of competition rise and cancel its benefits.

These calculations have been performed by natural and sexual selection, so to speak, which then equips male brains with a psychological mechanism to incline them to be increasingly competitive immediately after puberty and make them less competitive right after the birth of their first child. Men simply do not feel like acting violently, stealing, or conducting additional scientific experiments, or they just want to settle down after the birth of their child but they do not know exactly why.

The similarity between Bill Gates, Paul McCartney, and criminals—in fact, among all men throughout evolutionary history—points to an important concept in evolutionary biology: female choice.

Women often say no to men. Men have had to conquer foreign lands, win battles and wars, compose symphonies, author books, write sonnets, paint cathedral ceilings, make scientific discoveries, play in rock bands, and write new computer software in order to impress women so that they will agree to have sex with them. Men have built (and destroyed) civilization in order to impress women, so that they might say yes.

From Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature: Why most suicide bombers are Muslim, beautiful people have more daughters, humans are naturally polygamous, sexual harassment isn't sexist, and blonds are more attractive.

By: Alan S. Miller Ph.D., Satoshi Kanazawa Ph.D.

2007 RUSS MANNING AWARD NOMINEE

2007-06-07T00:12:00.000-04:00

The Russ Manning Award Nominees have officially been posted on the San Diego Comic Con site.

Here's the deal -
Rolo Ledesma for Phony-Baloney by Terminal Press
Awesome.

Win or lose, if you're in San Diego for the con this year, the TP crew is going out afterwards and you are invited. You may even get to see a Russ Manning Nominee puke on the streets of the Gaslamp Quarter in person!

Check it here - http://www.comic-con.org/cci/cci_manning.shtml

ZOMBIES & ASSASSINS ARRIVE!

2007-06-05T23:13:00.000-04:00

Held at the Canadian border like weapons of mass destruction- nothing could stop these two new books from infiltrating your comic collection.
Despite many obstacles, "I hate Zombies" and "Silent Assassin: 506" have finally arrived!

This kicks off a big season for Terminal Press-
-New Limited Edition Books
-New Skate Decks
-New T-shirts
-Upgraded and redesigned Convention Booths at Wizard World Philly and San Diego Con
&
-A prestigious Russ Manning Award Nomination for Rolo Ledesma's work on Phony-Baloney

More info coming soon...

(Get these books quick! No shit- only 100 copies of each available!)

VISTA IS AWESOME!

2007-04-30T02:44:00.000-04:00

in celebration for Mr. Final Planet getting his Microsoft Vista, you get a post to show off some of its awesome features. boobs. tits. little people. <-- those are not the fetures, that’s so we get more hits

hey dude, now you don’t have to type, just speak, who knows maybe you'll finish the book sooner if your not busy being too lazy to type. har har : D

funny shit